Is none other than 2hot2trawt, while she does have a much better grasp of the basics of the english language, that doesn't excuse her from the pure BS that spills out of her fingers and into the internt world. Because all know self-proclaimed e-hotties get everything they want...

So I am pretty picky about who I meet up with on this site. I have high standards that many internet dorks don't even begin to meet. Well, I found this one man on here who was actually a real man. Not some fat gamer freak with no life, but an athletic, handsome man. I wrote to him, and he wrote back and asked me out. I was so ecstatic at the prospect of meeting someone who was actually cool. Little did I know I was just setting myself up for disappointment.

So we meet up at a public spot in town and I think we are going to go out to eat at an extravagant restaurant, followed by a night of dancing. I even bought a cute outfit for the occasion. Well this is when the first disappointment came, when he said he had to go home and feed his dog. WTF??? So I agree, because at this point I am pretty much stuck. As we walk to his home, I get a better look at him and notice that he's not all that great. He clearly hasn't shaved in 3 or 4 days, and his faded shirt looks years old. I wish people would just be honest about their looks.

We get to his house, and his mangey mutt is jumping all over the God-awful place. I mean, I've been in shitty homes, but this cluttered tiny one takes the cake. When he suggests staying in and wathcing a movie, I almost lose it. What the hell kind of cheap ass is he???? Watch a movie at his place? I wanted to leave right then and there, but I had to come up with a revenge scheme first. I start to put the moves on him, and hint towards getting busy. I felt him getting hard, and I told him I would be right back after I smoke a cig to finish him off good. I go outside to 'smoke', but really I just head home. Served him right for being cheap and scruffy looking.
Now, I'm not into chicks...but she isn't exactly what you'd consider attractive by any means. Let's just say her personality matches her looks. You can take a look at her profile for yourself. There you will find this treasure of a statement...
I love to shop. I am very high maintenance. I get my nails done and buy designer clothes. I go to the hairdresser at least twice a month, but usually more. I've found guys to like these qualities of mine. I've never had any complaints so guys who say they like low maintenance girls are LIARS. Yeah, they want a girl with dirt under her fingernails and shopping at Caldoors? LAWLZ!

I have a preferance for older guys, but only 5-8 years older. I'll only consider you if you fall under this age range. Also, I like a man to be tall. At least 6 ft or higher, as I am 5'8, I need someone taller when I am in heels. Also I prefer the dark/tan look to the pasty white/blonde haired look. However, I don't mean dark as in a different race, I am only looking to date other white guys. I am not racist, it's just what my dating preferences are. You see, I want a man with a steady job yet I also want a man who can ::satify:: me during, you know. That pretty much rules out every race but white guys.
What?! It's like saying, "I'm not racist...but...I'm racist." Lol.

And then after several posts of people pretty much owning her ass, she replies with...
OKay, looking at those who've commented my thread, you have no right to judge. Maybe to some of you, he wouldn't seem so bad, but that's because I have standards. And I may not be 5'10 and 100 lbs, but believe me, I look a hell of a lot better than 98% of you. And yes, I am very physically fit. I have a membership to one of the best gyms in the county. And if someone shopped at caldoors, it means their clothes are old as fuck because caldoors did shut down years ago. You people are jelous, and pathetic.
So it's not okay for people to judge her, but it's perfectly fine for her to judge a man based on how long it's been since his last shave or the age of his t-shirt? Rofl, dude! And what use is a membership to "one of the best gyms in the county" if it's never been used? I'm going to assume she mean country, but county makes it all the more lulz.

All in all, while there has been speculation on the possibility of this being a fake account, I really hope it's real because it makes it all the funnier.

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